Superstars Converge on Peckers

In a surprising change from their typical wing eating contests and football bingo nights, D.D. Peckers of West Ashley recently announced that pop superstars Beyoncé and Miley Cyrus will be performing for one-night-only on Pecker’s main stage this coming April 1, with singer-songwriter Taylor Swift opening the show.
“We’re really excited to have such an amazing show here, and we’re expecting to have quite a turnout,” said owner Derek Harris.
It’s going to be a bit of a change from the regular crowd at D.D. Peckers. Because of the drastic alteration in clientele expected for the night, D.D. Peckers has announced a limited time only “Skinny Peckers” menu, which will consist of low-fat chicken wings with fat free dressing dips, fruit salad, hummus, and a bun-less veggie burger over fresh greens. A special drinks menu will also be offered during the show with Firefly’s Skinny Sweet Tea Vodka and Skinny Girl cocktails. Harris is particularly excited to offer his own low-cal concoction consisting of white cherry and island coconut vodkas dubbed the “Twig and Berries.”
“We’ll have all kinds of ladies drinks available at discounted prices during the show, as well as door prizes, Jello shots, and a raffle for ladies’ Eagles gear,” sais Harris.
 
Tickets are on sale now and can be purchased online at www.seriouslythisisanaprilfoolsjoke.com/beyoncelovespeckers or by speaking directly with the owner of D.D. Peckers Wing Shack.