New I-526 Plans Throws Residents for a “Loop”

Looks like 526 will, pardon the pun, come “full circle” now that local greenies have voiced support for a design that will allow the embattled roadway to be completed. Under the new plan, a hugely deadly loop-to-loop section will be included, nearly ensuring the...

What’s in a Name?

Bowing to considerable pressure, local politicians are being forced to consider a name-change for West Ashley by local elderly groups who want the area to return a simpler, angrier time. Historically, West Ashley has been known by many names — St. Andrew’s Parish,...

‘Charm’ Finds a New Home

West Ashley will be getting it’s own nationally-broadcast reality television show, thanks in part to the outrageous success the Bravo TV cable channel has enjoyed with “Southern Charm.” Entitled “Worst Ashley Charm,” the show will follow six West Ashlians … Ashleyites...

Go Fish!

Enough was enough, according to the residents of Ashley Forest and Sherwood Forest neighborhoods. Something had to be done — and that “something” was to hold a celebrity “basss” fishing tournament at the always-flooded corner of Sycamore and Magnolia roads. Too often,...

Lactose Intolerance Reaches New Levels

After more than a year of secret exchanges and clandestine dates, the Coburg Cow has announced that she’s not only coming out of the closet, she’s also getting married … to Elsie, the Borden Cow. “We’ve suspected that she’s been seeing someone for some time, but we...

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